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Monday, 30 May 2011

Why does anyone do anything...

I've noticed I have been b!@#$en a lot lately... It gives me a >sadface<, because in actual fact Black ops is a particularly good game. Everything is there, cool guns, epic dive move, customizable face paint and such. So I have decided to share with you guys the coolest random grenade kill FTW!!! When I upload the video play it, and then you will understand why, after the event occurred, my hands lifted from the keyboard and mouse and moved slowly over my head all the while my jaw hit the floor

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and remember, don't do a barrel roll... do a EPIC DIVE MOVE

Treyarch and money... DAYAHM!!!

Does money grow on trees? NO, it does not. So why do Treyarch seem to think every CoD fan has one growing in their back garden? Black ops itself was around R500, you would expect to recieve DLC's rapped in gold would you not... or free, free DLC's works too. But NO, they keep pumping out DLC's like excreting feaces! Then they think they can charge like R200 extra... for 4 maps... I dont know if its just me, but dem B!@#%es be trippen'

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and have a nice day... pwning noobs

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Do violent games produce violent youth?

Let me use caps to get my point across... its also the cruise control for cool :). So here it goes, my answer is
No, no, no, no violent games have nothing to do with bring up the next generations psychopaths. But do you want to know what does makes a Gamer fall rage quit, it's when they hear people say >insert obnoxious accent here< "Violent games produce violent psychopaths". I mean when I hear it the first thing to mind is "You keep on moaning like that and I will personally show you a psychopath". I've been playing war games since CoD started and I've turned out fine, or have I?

Another reason games are not linked to murder is because there is a part of your brain, i forget its name (get back to you on that one), that controls your reasoning. PC games have not yet mastered disintegrating brain parts and so can't turn you into a murderer (I suppose it shows you how to cock a gun, or protect yourself against a zombie apocalypse... but that ish be necessary). Study's have actually shown that the drug Tik eats away at the brain, including the reasoning part, causing people to rage quite on their mom... not pretty.

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And remember kids don't do drugs :D

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Nuketown... Whats up with that?

What has the world come two... see what I did there XD
Lately I've been pondering what the developers at Treyarch were smoking when they decided on bringing to life one of the most outrageous map's in the Call of Duty franchise. Its like they asked themselves, while high, what makes multipayer !@#$? and then decided to create an abomination to promote that very gay game play. What map am I talking about, you ask, Nuketown of course, this monstrosity combines everything and anything noob like noob tubbing, grenade spam, flash & stun grenade spam, spawn camping and camping in general... like under the bus... dumb buses. If that has'nt sold you on the idea that Nuketown is a cock up from start to finish, then I dare you, play the map and look in the sky, or look at the picture above. There are, not one, but two rainbows. DAMN, DAT'S WHACK.

And for all you twitchy bastards out there who think Nuketown is cool, well then all I can say to you is, you are entitled to your own wrong opinion :D

Please drop a comment, and if you've got a funny video clip (black ops, MW2, Crysis ect.) send it to me.